Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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