Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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