question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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