Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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