i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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