singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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