I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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