Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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