Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We have started to decorate penises.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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