I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize