I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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