I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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