I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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