Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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