I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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