Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
the night ended with taco bell and tears
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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