hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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