So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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