Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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