just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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