I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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