Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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