That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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