I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Come share oat with me in your robe
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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