And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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