Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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