Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
