My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I need water and some morals
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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