It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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