he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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