He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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