when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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