stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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