he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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