whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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