i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize