i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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