ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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