I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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