If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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