so that wasnt chicken after all
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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