North Korea, Best Korea!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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