Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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