4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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