I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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