scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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