im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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