Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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