Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
