there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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