You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Everclear isn't food dammit
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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