just come out here and I will go home with you...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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