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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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