dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
But break dance skills will only take you so far
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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