scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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