DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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