In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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